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After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Ghost School.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Mr Metrosexual.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Take. Your. Time!"

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

Cheerleaders

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Image changing.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Do they make my feet look big?"

It's much easier on my knees.

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Lost a sandal?

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

'... Well, I don't know where your Daddy got that idea. I have plenty of brand new bikes in my workshop.'

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

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Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."

"Take me to David Bowie."