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'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Do Not Resuscitate

Lumbar support animal

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Thinking outside the box.

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"Yay! School is done!!"

"What time is it mentally?"

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'

'Life is all about balance. That's why you're overworked and underpaid.'

"Too hard?"

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"