Back-to-school Enthusiasts Pillows

'I know school doesn't start for another week, but any chance I could just drop them off now?'

Why is Mum so happy. Doesn't she realize the holidays are over and it's back to school today!

"All aboard!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

U of Debt

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

The Litany Of Fun

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

'Today in school, we learned how to count to one.'