Back-to-school Checkup Mugs

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Computer Room.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

I will study my speling words...

Reach for the Star.

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

The Bookworm

Burning the midnight oil.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."