Going Back To School Mugs

Learning Curve

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

'I am doing some retraining.'

Back to School Specials!

Text As A Second Language

Sign by panhandlers spot - 'Went back to get my M.B.A'.

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"I watched the news and it was all yelling and screaming and acting like children. If that's all it takes to be a grown-up, why are we wasting all our time in school?"

Planned Service Changes

Planned service changes

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

New school supplies.

'But you can't blame everything on global warming.'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'I couldn't do my homework because my pocket calculator had a nervous breakdown.'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

"My school clothes shopping list totals $2,356. But don't worry, I saved some cash from my summer job. So all I need is...$2,297."

"Is that a smile on her face?"

'I have to go back to school for job training.'

Back to School

Professional student: giant fish in school.

Knight school.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

The First Day Back

Mature people marching up the 're-entry ramp' towards a teachers cap

The Month of August

"Yes, Gary, I'm sure the school hasn't banned your math textbook. Now, go back to class."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'