Back Pain Awareness Pillows

Police complaints commission

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Lumbar support animal

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

AIDS prevention

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'He's been practising responsible drinking all day.'

Vaccine passport required