Back Botherer Prints

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Mr Metrosexual.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Back scratcher

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Nature Magnified

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

'Aargh! -- if the Lord had meant for man to walk upright, He'd have given us chiropractors!'

"Experience? I was an on-line financial analyst for nearly an hour."

"There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have trouble with those in the back yard."

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

"You're doing it wrong."

"I think you may have the rucksack on back to front."

'I told you we were going to become rich with this T-Rex back scratching business.'

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

Bon Voyage!

'Tell Harley to use HOT packs on his back, and if that doesn't work, try COLD packs.'

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

'...For ruining my client's weekends and his lower back pain. See you in court.'

'And for our middle-aged customers, we've developed this orthopaedic backrest.'

Et Tu Brute?

'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'

"Nick is in here, pondering his backhand."

"...I'll bet his dad can beat your dad..."

Scratch yer back $5