Bachelor Pillows

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."

'...Eno should live to the age of a hundred and sixty.'

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'It was a pretty rough divorce -- somehow, I ended up in the Federal witness protection program.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

How witness protection really works...

'...Please stop the...'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

Reserve Ants

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Bachelor Cake

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'I'm coping.'

'Dang.'

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Virtual reality mirror.

'What's the special?'

'Okey-doke,'

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

I'm sure it's here somewhere!