Bachelor Pad Decorators Pillows

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Next Round Indicator

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Chef De Party.

Down on Bourbon Street...

You have had enough

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

"Your shout!"

'Here comes our order.'