Bachelor Pad Decorators Pillows

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Duvet nailed to the floor.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Chef De Party.

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

Balloon tattoos

"Your shout!"

'Here comes our order.'

Down on Bourbon Street...