Baby Signing T-Shirts

"We sign with the baby all the time. This morning I was reading her my latest manuscript and she signed the words for, 'fresh', 'insightful' and 'poignant'."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

A little bird told me...

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

3:00 pm - Meet the author

Meet the Authors

Halloween Mobile

"Make sure you get payment up front."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Ventriloquist's fete

Future Micro MGR.

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

Meet the Oar-thor.