Baby Shower Enthusiast Pillows

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'Can you gift wrap it? It's for a friend's baby shower.'

'Surprise surprise: Mrs Rabbit is inviting us to yet another baby shower...'

"This app helps you create expletives during labor for reproach, vilification and revilement."

"It's their 'Baby Babble Unlimited' plan!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of debt, anxiety and crippling crippling worry."

Tartine

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'The child is very illogical'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Gifts for a cloned baby!

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'