Baby's Birthday Prints

'It's simple, really - unless and until all our demands are met, we keep crying.'

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

'Look darling, I think he's experiencing existential angst, for the first time.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"Baby FOMO."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Young Frankenstein"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

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Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough