Baby Preparation Enthusiast Mugs

Preparing for a new arrival

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Bouncing baby

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Giving Birth

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Mobile.

Beware of teething baby.