Baby Prep Enthusiasts Mugs

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Whoa

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Bouncing baby

Preparing for a new arrival

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'