Baby On Board Prints

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"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Late night teddy reading

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Swinging on a star.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

A mother and baby elephant

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The No No No's

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"