Baby Communication Fan Mugs

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Parrot annoying dog.

A Star is Born.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

"It's for you."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

WPC

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

The Early Internet

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."