Baby Communication Fan Mugs

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

A Star is Born.

Parrot annoying dog.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

"It's for you."

WPC

Pet Shop. Caution: Objects In Window May Grow Larger Than They Appear.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

The Early Internet