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"Funny how they often look like little old men

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"It's his emotional support animal."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Baby on board 2020

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Newborn making the V-sign

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

"Gee, my first man cave!"

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"Baby FOMO."

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

'Wait a minute...what am I doing? I can't count yet.'