Baby Arrival Humor Prints

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

The Elephant in the Womb

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Here's one I made earlier!'

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

Husband and Child in Pram

'Mom, will the baby come with bundled software?'

They Removed my Brain.

Beware of teething baby.

'Sandra, I think the baby needs his oil changed.'

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

Twins

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

"When do I get my phone call"

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

Mobile Phone Mobile.

'I already have four girls. I picked out the names for this one. If I give birth to a girl...Jennifer. If it's a boy...hooray!'

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

"Did he sleep through the night again?"