Baby Arrival Enthusiast Prints

Dinosaur Baby Delivery.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Pregnancy Yoga

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Maternity Ward

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital