Babies' Jest Appreciator Gifts

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Baby on board 2020

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

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A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Funny how they often look like little old men

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

"What are you doing?!"

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

Clown car hearse.

'Have I heard his last joke? I do hope so!'

'Toros'

Monkey on Bike

King.

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

The dentist told Mr. Lion it wouldn't hurt; he lied.

"Before I read my 'What I did over the weekend' report, I'd like you to sign this agreement granting me full immunity from any acts I may have allegedly committed."

'His ring tone is a huge round of applause.'