Babe Ruth Fan Prints

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Baby rocks!

Reindeer

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Barbie Oscars

Baby on Board

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Magic Trick

Curtain call

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

Trumpets Green

"Let me do the talking!"

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

'Moles? Nah - Sheila Hancock keeps popping up everywhere.'

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'I knew you were going to say that.'

The Rat Race.

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

"Even though the song says you guys 'loved him' and 'shouted out with glee'. I can sense deep resentment towards Rudolph. . ."