"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."
B-movie Buffs T-Shirts
Dress your b-movie buff in fun t-shirts featuring hilarious and nostalgic designs inspired by cult cinema favorites.
Schlock Holmes
"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."
"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"
The Pink Bantha
'I'd like my £2.50 back'
The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor
"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."
Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.
Wizard of Oz - repeat fees
"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"
Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.
A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.
"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."
A father films his family while imagining himself as a director
"Don't go in there!!"
"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."
A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!
"OSHA is going to hear about this!"
"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."
"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"
Cary Grant
Nun fight at the OK Corral.
"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."
The modern sheriff.
'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'
The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller
"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."
'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'
Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!
"I'm sick and tired of black."
"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."
If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!
'Not now Kato!'
Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.
B-movie Buffs T-Shirts Collection
B-movie Buffs Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs designed for b-movie fans—bring home the comedy and cult classic vibes with every sip.
B-movie Buffs Pillows
Add some cult movie humor to your decor with pillows printed with hilarious scenes and slogans from classic b-movies.
B-movie Buffs Prints
Decorate your space with vintage-inspired prints that capture the fun, campy spirit of your favorite cult films and cheesy sci-fi gems.