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"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

Schlock Holmes

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

The modern sheriff.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.