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'Anyway, I'll let you get on...'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'En-counter'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."