Awkward Silence Eliminator Prints

I brought a little ice breaker.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Election Cancelling Headphones

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'This list of excuses, for not having your homework, looks surprisingly like a list of reasons for not being successful when you get a job.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

Desperate to break the ice, Bob and Lilly attempt 360s.

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

The Noisy Neighbours

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

A young man creating an awkward silence

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

Only thing she hated more than small talk was really, really small talk.

Teacher in front of freaked out class: 'And to let you know how irritating homework excuses are, we'll start each day with fingernails on the chalkboard.'

You're right - I can hear the desert!

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

Ninja Fly Swatter

"And then, there was nothing more to say."

'You have a zit where?'

"We're still talkng birds and bees, right?"