Awkward Silence Eliminator Prints

I brought a little ice breaker.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Election Cancelling Headphones

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'This list of excuses, for not having your homework, looks surprisingly like a list of reasons for not being successful when you get a job.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

Desperate to break the ice, Bob and Lilly attempt 360s.

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

The Noisy Neighbours

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

A young man creating an awkward silence

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

Only thing she hated more than small talk was really, really small talk.

Teacher in front of freaked out class: 'And to let you know how irritating homework excuses are, we'll start each day with fingernails on the chalkboard.'

Ninja Fly Swatter

"And then, there was nothing more to say."

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

'You have a zit where?'

"We're still talkng birds and bees, right?"

"You have the right to remain silent, but fair warning: I'm super uncomfortable with silence and will fill it with increasingly personal stories that I'll regret sharing later."