Awkward Mingler Mugs

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"Word is he's from Earth, but too embarrassed to admit it."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"Die alone"

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

The Icebreaker

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

What a pear?

"Would you like to dance with me?"

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

The Forgotten Men's Club

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

The Yoga Center. Positions available.

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

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