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"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

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Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"But he's no longer with us."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"How sweet...Our first divorce! I'm so glad we got to share this special moment together."

'En-counter'

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."