Awkward Conversation Connoisseur Mugs

"I thought we could spend some father-son time together...you know, to talk about fishing, starting a campfire, dating, girls..."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Very Difficult Conversations

Men gossiping

What price beauty?

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

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"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Silly News.

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

"Hold that afterthought!"

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

'Miss Kress, who on our staff is in charge of denials and uncomfortable realities.'

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."