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'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Botox."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

The end of innocence

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

How to injury yourself as an adult

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Waiting for Godot - waiting room.

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

'Have a nice day! See you later!'

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'

Boy, Interrupted.