Awareness Adventurer Prints

National Everything Awareness Day

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Ego Increasing School

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Neurotics in the tropics

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

A Learning Curve.

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

University of Adversity.

Sales and Learning Experiences

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"I need to relax. . . I need to be productive. . . I need to not need!. . . Okay maybe I overreacted."

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Learning.