Attention Adventurer Prints

'Can we make this snappy? - He doesn't have much of an attention span.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Alphabet soup

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

"AI tsumoney"

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

Travellers

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

A Learning Curve.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.