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'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Win - win

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

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"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

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Djargo.

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

Base chapel.

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

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