Award Show Aficionados Prints

Brit Awards - Gender free hall of fame.

Golden Egg.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Barbie Oscars

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

'And now the award for the best product placement in a motion picture...'

"And the award for the best interruption of an oscar speech goes to...The woodwinds."

Base chapel.

Frankie and Annette.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."