Award Debater Prints

Reserved for Employee of the Month. You're a temp worker --- That's not the same thing as "employee of the month"!

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Changing Minds

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.