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Pigeon Training School

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Shakespeare Quote

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A meeting on the pier

Petrarch

Elizabeth II

Brexit

Lisbon Treaty.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Federica Mogherini

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Speaker Farmer.

Terminal Illness.

"Good news son, you've been called up to the majors! You're off to an elephant's butt!"

David Cameron and Europe

Hoody Woodpecker.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Let's do the continental.

Brexit Seasons

The lady's not for turning.

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

Juncker: He Had a Dream...

'£17 a bottle. It must be a fairly good wine.'

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

Small Briton talking about French invasion