Avante-garde Admirer Mugs

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'Projectile painting.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Yoko Ono

The Cremaster Cycle

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Samuel Beckett

"Please turn on your cell phones."

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Igor Stravinsky

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"No sitting on the art, ma'am."

La Dame aux Camelias

The Bland Leading the Bland

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'