Avant-garde Follower Mugs

"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Jazz is Invented

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Yoko Ono

The Cremaster Cycle

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Samuel Beckett

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Francis Picabia

Samuel Beckett

James Joyce

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"No sitting on the art, ma'am."

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Pants Uglifier!

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

The Death of Pierrot

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."