Autumn Skeptics T-Shirts

I hate autumn!

"Harold, you've changed."

"I don't believe in you!"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Fall on a desert island

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Leaf zone!

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

Hot Chestnuts

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Candy Corn Dracula

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Leaf Dive Score

Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?

school kids playing conkers

"God, I hate theme dinners."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

Go Back to New York

Autumn Leaves

Tunnel of Love.