Autumn Leaf Battler Pillows

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Pumpkin patch

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Personal conker trainer.

"Harold, you've changed."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bad times to sneeze

"That's very offensive."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Leaf zone!

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"Trick or treat?"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Happy Halloween!

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Witch Bonfire

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Basic Instinct

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Leaf Dive Score

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Corn maze.

Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?

Bonfire

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."