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Autumn Dog

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"He likes it."

"Feel free to take notes."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Pumpkin patch

Snow flake

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

The No No No's

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"When did she start crawling?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Piano Recital

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Personal conker trainer.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Downloading Pregnancy

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"He just said his first word!"