Autumn Birthdays Gifts

Autumn Dog

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"He likes it."

"Feel free to take notes."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Snow flake

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

The No No No's

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"When did she start crawling?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Personal conker trainer.

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Downloading Pregnancy

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'