Automotive Guru Pillows

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Drool Marks

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Deflator mouse

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Acme Flyswatters.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

His and Hers Garage

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'