Automotive Diyer Mugs

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

DIY expert.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Is this the small engines class?'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Ikeasaurus

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Power and the Glory tools

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Sunflower yellow

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

"Great way to change wallpaper. I've put them on rollers."

'Disaster in the making...'

'The hamsters are just worn out.'

You've Got Nail!

Man Nailed to Wall

"Why can't we have a proper burglar alarm?"

"You put in the batteries the opposite way!"