Automobile Company Executive Mugs

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Downsizing.

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

Volkswagen Scandal

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

General Motors.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Electric car

The American Nightmare.

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'We do a little hiring and a little firing, and between you and me, I enjoy the firing more.'