Transportation Executives Mugs

Zero Fuel Taxis

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Undersized Load

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

The sea of heartbreak.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

Man with Stop Signs.

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Solar Storm Expected!

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

'That is the bike lane...'

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

"Except moles, madam."

Successful Homing Pigeon.

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

'I need to work a different shift.'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

The taxpayer will finally buy the auto industry bailout. Hell, they've bought all that undercoating for all these years!

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

London underground talks continued

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.