Automobile Antics Prints

"GPS wants me to stay put."

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

All you'd expect in a British car!

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Your '94 Nissan wants you to know she's fine."

New Big Three bailout cars?

Jester taunts the traffic police.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"Clear!"

'My car has been acting funny.'