Automated Voice Foe Pillows

"Your call is important to us - but not important enough...."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

Turing Test Today

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"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

Voice Recognition Software.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

"Whoa, too much information!"

"When I said 'do everything for me,' I didn't mean drink my beer and eat my pizza."

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

A robot keeps a drone in a cage as a pet.

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

'Hoarse play.'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"