Automated Call Conqueror Mugs

'To figuratively pound your fist into a wall in frustration because you've reached a pre-recorded message, press the 'pound' key. That's what it's for.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Rage.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

The Devil's in the detail!

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Must get a longer cable."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

Crop duster wanted.

Bring It On!

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

Office Task Map

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Computer Gamers.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"