Automated Agony Adventurer Mugs

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Guitar Man.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Neurotics in the tropics

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"I read the audio book."

Frank Zappa

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."