Autograph Aficionado Mugs

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Autograph hunters

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

"It's not for myself, you understand!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

(Camel paintings)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Horti-Culture

Distractions Of The Great

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Mr. Right!"

Baroque Peacock

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Spring Training

Misunderstood artist

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"You're my Mona Lisa."