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'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Rising Gas Prices

It's great for pulling the birds!

Thatched roof car.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'By god that man stinks!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'